The flora really gets going early down here in the south. Look at how well my petunias are growing!!

There are plenty of self-help books on the market....no money to be made there, so, I am starting a series of self-pity books. Think of the cash to be made validating peoples weaknesses. If this pans out I'll start a series based on self-loathing....I can almost hear the Ferrari warming up in the driveway!!

Too weeks ago I culd not spell " auther ".....now I are one!!

It was just beautiful in Muddville today. The dissipation of spring fever was palpable as people were outside doing stuff....anything at all...as long as it was out-of-doors!! The end

No comedy today...just hair and sky!

As vanity publishing is currently in vogue, I felt it was time to share some of the more outrageously terrible decisions that I have made in my all too short life. If $400 seems like a lot of money for a book chock full of bad ideas.....it's because you are a cheapskate, plus, it's most likely another bad idea!!

I came to the conclusion, at last, that I don't need such a powerful truck just to get the groceries. The trailer is gone and big red is on the auction block. 30 grand will put this puppy in your driveway!!

There are signs of spring everywhere down here in south-central Ontario. I feel sorry for my brethren north and north-east of here. But, then again, we have traffic jams at two in the morning and it turns out one of my neighbors is a serial philanderer.....but I digress....spring has sprung!!

To help celebrate the Killer Strawberries championship victory last night, lets take another look at the ice cold stare of the great Doctor Thelonious Thug.....purveyor of all that is pugilistic!! Congratulations lads.

Did the mighty Killer Strawberries win the championship last night? The suspense is absolutely killing me!!!

I've always liked this picture but have never published it before. Mr P., Mair and Corey's girlfriend Melissa...at least I think that's her name....yuk it up at the compound for minor vice.

Can I come in now....I'll be good
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Christan Greenfield....for so many reasons...an amazing woman!!

We have been enjoying mild weather here in Muddville...and I love it. However, last April we got hammered with snow and this is what it looked like. I'm really looking forward to May!!

P. Gumbington Petigrew III in his natural habitat....carrying beer...with his tongue sticking out!! I'm still thinking spring.

Never before seen picture of Corey digging Chelsea's final resting place. What a week that was...if anything could go wrong...it did!!

Just think spring....and it will come!!