The flora really gets going early down here in the south. Look at how well my petunias are growing!!

There are plenty of self-help books on the market....no money to be made there, so, I am starting a series of self-pity books. Think of the cash to be made validating peoples weaknesses. If this pans out I'll start a series based on self-loathing....I can almost hear the Ferrari warming up in the driveway!!

Too weeks ago I culd not spell " auther ".....now I are one!!

It was just beautiful in Muddville today. The dissipation of spring fever was palpable as people were outside doing stuff....anything at all...as long as it was out-of-doors!! The end

No comedy today...just hair and sky!

As vanity publishing is currently in vogue, I felt it was time to share some of the more outrageously terrible decisions that I have made in my all too short life. If $400 seems like a lot of money for a book chock full of bad ideas.....it's because you are a cheapskate, plus, it's most likely another bad idea!!

I came to the conclusion, at last, that I don't need such a powerful truck just to get the groceries. The trailer is gone and big red is on the auction block. 30 grand will put this puppy in your driveway!!