I want to run away from home so bad.....I can taste it.

I look out my back door and what do I see.....friggin winter. Just a few short months ago I was watching jeopardy on this desolate looking outdoor livingroom!!! I'm headed north today for some more punishment.

Ok, this really is my new truck and I friggin love it. I'm buying this way cool trailer off e-bay so Spike and I will always have a home.....no matter where we go!!

Here's a picture of my new truck....well, it's not really a truck....it's more like a portable toilet with a soft top....but it's pretty fast for a toilet....but kinda slow for a truck.

The guy who owns this MGTC bought it as a teenager.....over fifty years ago. It's beyond my comprehension how you could hang on to a car that long. That's some kind of automotive love affair!!!

Mugging for the camera at the aloha baby east compound & retox center. I might have posted this one before but I'm kinda loopy from the drugs they gave me at the hospital. Turns out my ego blew a gasket and I had to be sedated.

Spike has cut back on the booze and drugs and is once again a reasonably healthy pup. He will not require surgery and is enjoying snow for the first time in his life.

There really was snow on the ground this morning and my dog Spike went crazy. I had heard that schnauzers love snow but you gotta see it to believe it. Here's a pic of Chelsea on the dock just before jumping in the water...her natural habitat. And yes, Rob, the image is a bit fuzzy.

We got hammered last night.....with snow, that is.

I had the most fun yesterday. I'm buying a new truck and I had the two local toyota dealer's bidding against each other for my business.....they hate each other.....and I got a smokin deal!!!
I posted this Frog Hollow picture as an antidote to the weather.

Marsha and Melanie at the Lauber day party. Today, Spike and I are going to buy a new truck....I hope he's got some money saved up.

Hippity hop, hippity hop, I'm on my way to the photo-shoppe. I would like to dedicate this image to Rob, in honor of his blatant over-use of digital manipulation.

Things just crawl into this fen bog....curl up and die!!! I think I lost my cell phone in it.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says " why the long face ".
Spike needs a $1200.00 knee job.....any philanthropists out there?

I started this hibiscus about 3 1/2 years ago from a cutting. It is blooming like crazy and will do so until winter solstice. Amazing!!! My dog blew out a knee joint....stay posted.

I can't believe this is the only pic i have of Northern Dreamer. I wonder what he's dreaming right at the moment this was shot. My dog is sick.

I hooked up a usb cable from my brain to my computer and this image popped out.
Tomorrow I'm gonna try a scotch and ritalin smoothie.

Archives R us.....the side of an old trailer as seen at Casa Del Carlos.

December 25th 2000 is the day the old guy in the house next to mine blew himself up with the help of 20 or so cubic yards of natural gas. They found his body 2 houses away....in a tree.

Rob Greenfield forages for salad greens in mr Fkia's back yard. Good boy!!!

Ok i'm back....After suffering the vicissitudes of an inferior isp I got a new provider out of Cambridge. New e-mail is jdwillms@yahoo.com Here lord Fkia can be seen installing the motor and tranny into Mike Little's 64 Corvette. Dirty hands make happy hands.

One of my many toys....a ferrari 250 lm v12